i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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