his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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