Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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