Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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