I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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