Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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