did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
