my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
and she was petting her beer can
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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