How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
