The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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