you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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