No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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