I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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