KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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