trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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