Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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