We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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