idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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