let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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