I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So. Much. Porn.
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