I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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