Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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