I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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