if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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