hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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