Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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