Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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