it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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