Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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