If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
