do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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