whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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