they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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