i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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