Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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