it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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