i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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