just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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