she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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