He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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