We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
so much tequila, so little girl.
The power of my boobs compel you
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You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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