Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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