So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
it's like heaven, but drunker
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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