Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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