And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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