I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We need to get me chipped asap
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