Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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