Yo dont text me then not text me
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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