Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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