I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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