She's JV to your varsity
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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