Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
