you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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