Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
this just has baby written all over it
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"