then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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